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So this is Christmas…

So this is Christmas…

SLOW LEARNER I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colours yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what colour it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued. At last...
Harold be your name

Harold be your name

A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer “Dear Harold”. At this, dad interrupted and said, “Wait a minute, “How come you called God, “Harold”? The little boy looked up and said, “That’s what they call Him in church. You know the...
Child’s cowboy boots

Child’s cowboy boots

(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this). Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten student put on his boots? He asked for help, and she quickly found out why he needed it. Even with her pulling and him pushing,...
Pray for me

Pray for me

One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was “acting up” during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally the father picked the little fellow up and walked...
Where’s Barney?

Where’s Barney?

A precocious 4-year-old was brought to the A&E with a severe cough. She kept up a non-stop conversation while the nurse was trying to listen to her lung sounds. Finally, the nurse said, “Shhh, I have to hear if Barney is in there.” The child looked...
Lot’s wife

Lot’s wife

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Johnny interrupted. “My Mummy looked back once while she was DRIVING,” he announced triumphantly, “and she turned into a telephone...
Making babies

Making babies

A Mother just told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. “You understand it now?” Mummy asks. “Yes,” replies her daughter. “Do you still have any questions?” “Yes, how about little kittens?...
Flowers

Flowers

The Sunday School teacher was teaching a lesson on creation to a class of children. “Now, children,” she said, “Who can tell us what makes the flower spring from the seed?” “God does it,” answered one little girl, “but fertilizer helps.”
Kindergarten

Kindergarten

My youngest child was thrilled when her turn came to enter kindergarten. To make sure that we had plenty of time to eat breakfast and get ready on the first day, I woke everybody early — so early that it was still dark. I was dressing when my little...
Being Helpful

Being Helpful

Two church teens were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however,...